Tales of Virtue

When speaking of perfect couples, there's a certain Junior couple that always comes to mind but I've never had anything to say about them. Until now. This Raven lady's boo hasen't been too shy about how they're saving their first for marriage. That's right, something all of you Ravens have heard of and almost never practice. Abstinence. It's these kinds of couples that give me hope for the rest of the school. But unfortunately that hope was all for nothing because a little birdie just told me their dirty little secret. 'What brought on this sudden pledge?' I asked. Well, now I have my answer. Apparently, the two spent a long summer night together, just before they took this giant step in their relationship. And I'm sure you Ravens know that one night is all it takes. Well now you know that no one keeps secrets from me.

It's hard to make a vow that's already been broken, so give it up, because now you're not fooling anyone. I hope they give refunds on promise rings.

Yours truly, O.A.