Accusations and Allegations

Good morning Ravens,

I should start off by apologizing. I know I've been MIA for a few days but all my problems have been fixed, so now I get to spill all of yours. After this past week of not being able to post I had lots of time to do some detective work, and I'm no Sherlock Homles but what I've uncovered is Sherlock material for sure.

'No.' It's a two letter word that means only one thing but can be interpreted in many different ways. And in most of those ways it's used as an answer to a question. Well, one of our Da Capo men's little sisters said she used it to tell her potential lover that it wasn't going to happen. However, she claims that it happened anyway. The blame game is played by little kids who don't want to be in trouble, and the adult term would be 'Accuse'. But for anyone who's played a game of Clue, you know that you shouldn't make an accusation without any proof, unfortunately it seems that our Raven lady has never played Clue, so she decided to make some accusations anyway. Let's take a look at the evidence, shall we?

Against:
Our Raven lady's lover denies the claim, saying that it didn't go beyond second base, and that she was willing to go so far. Various sources say that she spent the night in more than just a few different beds, so no one is surprised that she went after another. Also, her gent says she was under the influence so recollection of the events must be askew in her mind. All very reasonable proof.

For:
Nothing.

I hate to do the Judges job but it looks to me that our Raven gentleman is hereby proven innocent. Case closed.

Yours truly, O.A.