For the Northwest Ravens it makes sense to say the early bird gets the worm. Unfortunately it seems like here, only the sluts do. And according to my sources there's lots of them, plus plenty of willing worms to go around. There must be something in the water everyone is drinking that turns our innocent little chicks into the promiscuous women quite a few of you have become. As bad as it sounds it gets worse, because some of these ladies are proud of who they are. Or what they are. Why wait to grow up when you can do it all in one night. I guess this is what makes you all so mature. Maybe you could use this new found maturity to get a job or an A. Speaking of A's if you Raven Gentlemen are trying to find an easy one, just look around. I won't judge.
Yours truly, O.A.
