Good morning Ravens,
it's the last day of the week, your favorite day, Friday. But this is my favorite day of the week for a different reason.
Seven days ago a group of our Ravens enjoyed a steak dinner, a few drinks, and some good laughs at our local Buffalo Wild Wings to keep in the loop with the sports world. A couple of these people must not have been too interested, so instead they found some more engaging entertainment in the backseat of a car. In the parking lot. Of a family restaurant. Can you say classy? And instead of keeping her private relations private, our Raven lady decided to boast about her adventures, and may I just say, congratulations on such an achievement! Us regular people should be in awe of your accomplishments. I bet this looks great on your resume. If you're trying to impress you're going to have to try a little harder, people aren't exactly whispering words of envy behind your back. I don't want to discourage you though, this makes for good gossip. And fortunately, she's not the only Raven lady I'll be disgracing today.
What makes Friday so great is the day that follows, Saturday. And last Saturday happened to be a holiday. Technically it's just a holiday in another country but as Americans we find any excuse to consume as much alcohol as possible. Or in this case, as little as possible. Eight shots in, your words start to slur, your legs start to wobble, and you become legally blind. Some of you 20 inch waist-ers out there must be familiar with the term light weight, but I'm sure it takes more than one drink to get you a little tipsy. This girl has redefined the term. A swig of vodka and she already seems to know these symptoms all too well. ONW may not have the best Drama department of all the high schools but this student is destined to be a star performer. Even so, wasted isn't the only thing she's good at faking. Under-aged drinking is one thing but breaking the law all together is an act that should be done with grace. One hit isn't all it takes to get this girl high as a kite, all she needs is to droop her eyes and flop her arms to fool every one around her. Take a bow, Ms. Raven, that was quite a show.
I hope these past couple of weeks have been just as exciting for you as they have been for me, I keep my expectations high for the weekend.
Until Monday Ravens.
Yours truly, O.A.
