Well, Ravens, it was a long and boring weekend. Although some of you did get drunk for a birthday, I must say I'm still disappointed in you all. Don't worry quite just yet, I still have some juicy stuff to dish up so here we go. It's Monday night and if you listen to the announcements or have a lunch period then you've probably been informed of our event for the night, Mr. Raven. I'd like to give my sincerest wishes to the participants and I honestly hope the show is great - for the 50 people going. But as interesting as that is, there's another Mr. Raven I'd like to put in the spotlight and he just so happens to be on the wrestling team.
We all need an outlet in case we have too much anger build up in our weak bodies, and for some guys that outlet is beating up other guys. Or girls. Our Raven Gent was taking out his pent-up anger through wrestling but it looks like that wasn't enough because the Raven Lady he was courting had a few dark patches and we all know they weren't from falling down the stairs. So ladies if you're looking for a boyfriend then look right on past the wrestling team. It seems that they're all asking for trouble.
Yours truly, O.A.
