ATTENTION RAVENS. Dust off your Bullet-Proof vests or borrow one from your friends at North because rumor has it that today might be the day that ONW history is made. Our loving, caring principal made an announcement yesterday in attempt to set us all at ease but I suggest you take no chances. One of our very own students has been threatening to bring a gun to school. We've all read the papers about shootings and attacks at schools across the nation but never did it once cross your narrow minds that it would happen to us. Maybe it'll make a good story for your grand kids. At any rate you might be able to get away with "forgetting" to do your homework. Your teachers could have a much larger problem at hand. I don't mean to worry you, I just want you to be informed. You only live once, Ravens. I hope it's been worth it.
Yours truly, O.A.
