Bottoms Up

Though there wasn't a shoot out or an appearance by the cops, there was another notable party that went on this summer. Some of our former Ravens made one of their last nights together a memorable one. This is the kind of situation that I believe the phrase 'You only live once' applies, but being a high school graduate doesn't make you any more legal. Now, there's physical hard evidence of your underaged drinking and illegal smoking that can only lead to a troubling situation. And anyone who reads this here gossip column knows that troubling situations are exactly what I live for. So if you want to know what sort of crazy times await you in the future Ravens, you can see just about all of it right here.

Yours truly, O.A.