Tonight's the night that our brand new Freshmen get to experience their first real high school event at our annual Welcome Back Mixer. I doubt that anyone as self-absorbed as our current upper-classmen will be attending but I do encourage a few of you to show up. In the past the success of this event has been minimal so why not try and begin the school year on a high note? None the less, I just hope I have something to talk about on Monday morning. Anyway, I won't be surprised to see all the skimpy little dresses the Freshmen think are enough to show the boys that they mean business. I can smell the pleather already. Pretty soon they'll learn that if that small piece of fabric they think is a dress doesn't give them a name at ONW, I will.
Enjoy the "party."
Yours truly, O.A.
